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How To Bang Out A Jam Sandwich

Published Monday, 21 September, 2015 by George Bushman

All of my friends were gassed for this / Nutritional info: It takes a nation of millions to hold this jam sandwich back

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Ingredients

  • Jam
  • bread
  • butter
  • hype

Method

Get the bread. If it is not already sliced, then use a sharp and lethal implement to eviscerate it.

Once you've done that, get a thick wad of preferably softened butter all over your knife and slather it all over the bread

Once the bread is sufficiently coated, reach for your jam and spread it like your life depends on it. Go on, you know you want it, you dirty sket.

Once you've done this, you can add an additional piece of bread to complete the sandwich formula and eat it, safe in the knowledge that you have made a throughly banging jam sandwich

Comments

  • Garath gobblecoq 3 years ago

    Instructions not clear, jam stuck down coqhole

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