Sodium Chloride (Salt)

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STEP 1:

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1. Buy a game or download a game that is competitive (or buy day one if you want to go straight for unadulterated salt)

STEP 2:

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2. Be bad at the game or good at the game with bad elo teammates.

STEP 3:

3. Proceed to attempt at game.

STEP 4:

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4. Realise in utter grief that you are bad and your teammates are bad.

STEP 5:

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5. Go in denial and say that you’re good compared to your barbaric russian teammates.

STEP 6:

6. Toxic.

STEP 7:

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7. Report every single teammate after game.

STEP 8:

8. Uninstall game.

STEP 9:

STEP 10:

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congrats u produced salt