Published Saturday, 18 June, 2011 by Chaz
First, pop the bread into a toaster, and whilst it's toasting, open up the tin of tuna with a tin opener, and empty it into a bowl. After this, be sure to open up the mayonnaise, and add however much you like to the tuna, and mix ix to form a paste. Once the bread has become toasted, apply the two slices together to form a sandwich, and then add the already made tuna and mayonnaise paste between them, and enjoy! nom.