Step 1: 1.Plonk your two slices of bread on the worktop.
Step 2: 2. Crumble your lancashire crumbly cheese generously on one of the slices.
Step 3: 3.Plarp your branston pickle on top of the cheese.
Step 4: 4.Whack the other slice of bread on top
Step 5: 5. Press the sandwich together to hold the contents in.
Step 6: 6. Slide the sandwich in your toastabag or plonk it in your breville.
Step 8: 8.Cut it and eat it.