Step 1: 1. Pre heat a frying pan with a little bit of oil.
Step 2: 2. put the split muffins or bread in the toaster.
Step 3: 3. crack the eggs into the hot frying pan and top with pepper, cheese or whatever you like with eggs.
Step 4: 4. once the whites are nearly cooked and the yolk is still runny splat the bread or muffins onto the yolk so it bursts and cooks into the bread. might sound a bit boring but you have to try it; great if your in a hurry, hungover or cooking for drunk people.
Step 9: IF THIS HAS ALREADY DONE I TAKE NO CREDIT.
Step 11: MAKE YOUR DRUNK FRIENDS WORSHIP ME..