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Glass Of Water

Published Tuesday, 07 February, 2012 by Patrick

Quite Difficult To Make But Easy When Mastered



  • Water


Open the cupboard and get out a glass

Go over to the tap and turn on the cold (or hot if you would prefer)

Place the glass under the running water but be carefull not to get wet

When the glass is full remove it from under the tap

Turn off the tap and hold the glass

Hold the glass to your mouth tipping it towards you but be carefull not to spill any or you will have to dry it up

Once finished put the glass in the dishwasher or sink or repeat if you are still thirsty


  • hez 3 months ago

    it is so wonderful you must make more of recipes and suck a nob

  • lol 3 months ago

    thanks I've always wanted to know the recipe for this, never thought I could finally make it! Thanks :D

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  • Broken hand person 1 year ago

    Instruction wasn't that clear, now I have a broken bone.

  • Kathleen Boehmig 1 year ago

    What about instant water? What do you mix it with?

  • James Drinkwater 1 year ago

    Thanks mate, I was really thirsty and i didn't know what to do :D

  • BobTheSanta 2 years ago

    Shaite instructions. I don't even have a glass, a cupboard or a home.
    Thanks for nothing.

  • vaidehi 2 years ago

    oh! thanks for telling...
    we were not aware of that thing...
    idiot : (

  • Meaghan 2 years ago

    Thanks this really helped! I've tried this with other recipes and mess it up every time :(

  • Kevin 2 years ago

    Instructions not clear enough,dick stuck in box.

  • Hafsa 2 years ago

    TOO LAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Draco 2 years ago

    OH MY GAWD! PATRICK WROTE THIS! Spongebob would be proud :)

  • 2 years ago

    Stupid...... :(

  • BOB 2 years ago

    I held the glass to my mouth amd tipped it towards me but got it all over me, was i supposed to open my mouth or something?

  • Same 2 years ago

    Instructions weren't clear enough. Got my manhood stuck in a toaster :///

  • Alia 2 years ago

    Really, interesting.. Its a gud idea to tell so simple things... Really funny and interesting

  • Scoopy 2 years ago

    Wow, an original and authentic recipe i must say.

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  • Max 2 years ago

    Are you supposed to hold the glass upside down or upright? Serious question.

  • Danny 3 years ago

    Thanks, i've always wondered how to make this and you've really made my life a lot easier with this handy recipe. I think where i was going wrong was the whole 'put it in a glass thing'. Never thought of that myself, but it works a treat.

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