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Glass Of Water

Published Tuesday, 07 February, 2012 by Patrick

Quite Difficult To Make But Easy When Mastered



  • Water


Open the cupboard and get out a glass

Go over to the tap and turn on the cold (or hot if you would prefer)

Place the glass under the running water but be carefull not to get wet

When the glass is full remove it from under the tap

Turn off the tap and hold the glass

Hold the glass to your mouth tipping it towards you but be carefull not to spill any or you will have to dry it up

Once finished put the glass in the dishwasher or sink or repeat if you are still thirsty


  • Miguel (Again) 3 months ago

    ¡Gracias! ¡Mi pueblo ha estado deshidratado durante años! ¡Alabado sea el Señor!

  • Miguel 3 months ago

    My name is Miguel
    And I can sure tell
    You are extremely swell
    And put the ladies under a spell

    ¡¡Gracias, mi pueblo ha estado deshidratado durante años!! ¡Alabado sea el Señor!!

  • Moose 4 months ago

    Thanks! This is really helpful.

    I don’t have any glasses, so I used a mug. Also don’t have a tap, so instead I used urine.

    Turned out great!

  • Ena 4 months ago

    I added a little twist by closing the tap before removing the glass from under it. Turned out great, thanks!

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  • hez 1 year ago

    it is so wonderful you must make more of recipes and suck a nob

  • lol 1 year ago

    thanks I've always wanted to know the recipe for this, never thought I could finally make it! Thanks :D

  • ... 2 years ago


  • Broken hand person 2 years ago

    Instruction wasn't that clear, now I have a broken bone.

  • Kathleen Boehmig 2 years ago

    What about instant water? What do you mix it with?

  • James Drinkwater 2 years ago

    Thanks mate, I was really thirsty and i didn't know what to do :D

  • BobTheSanta 3 years ago

    Shaite instructions. I don't even have a glass, a cupboard or a home.
    Thanks for nothing.

  • vaidehi 3 years ago

    oh! thanks for telling...
    we were not aware of that thing...
    idiot : (

  • Meaghan 3 years ago

    Thanks this really helped! I've tried this with other recipes and mess it up every time :(

  • Kevin 3 years ago

    Instructions not clear enough,dick stuck in box.

  • Hafsa 3 years ago

    TOO LAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Draco 3 years ago

    OH MY GAWD! PATRICK WROTE THIS! Spongebob would be proud :)

  • 3 years ago

    Stupid...... :(

  • BOB 3 years ago

    I held the glass to my mouth amd tipped it towards me but got it all over me, was i supposed to open my mouth or something?

  • Same 3 years ago

    Instructions weren't clear enough. Got my manhood stuck in a toaster :///