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Published Tuesday, 07 February, 2012 by Patrick
Open the cupboard and get out a glass
Go over to the tap and turn on the cold (or hot if you would prefer)
Place the glass under the running water but be carefull not to get wet
When the glass is full remove it from under the tap
Turn off the tap and hold the glass
Hold the glass to your mouth tipping it towards you but be carefull not to spill any or you will have to dry it up
Once finished put the glass in the dishwasher or sink or repeat if you are still thirsty
¡Gracias! ¡Mi pueblo ha estado deshidratado durante años! ¡Alabado sea el Señor!
My name is Miguel
And I can sure tell
You are extremely swell
And put the ladies under a spell
¡¡Gracias, mi pueblo ha estado deshidratado durante años!! ¡Alabado sea el Señor!!
Thanks! This is really helpful.
I don’t have any glasses, so I used a mug. Also don’t have a tap, so instead I used urine.
Turned out great!
I added a little twist by closing the tap before removing the glass from under it. Turned out great, thanks!
thank
it is so wonderful you must make more of recipes and suck a nob
thanks I've always wanted to know the recipe for this, never thought I could finally make it! Thanks :D
WHO NEED INSTRUCTION TO DO THIS SRSLY/
Instruction wasn't that clear, now I have a broken bone.
What about instant water? What do you mix it with?
Thanks mate, I was really thirsty and i didn't know what to do :D
Shaite instructions. I don't even have a glass, a cupboard or a home.
Thanks for nothing.
oh! thanks for telling...
we were not aware of that thing...
idiot : (
Thanks this really helped! I've tried this with other recipes and mess it up every time :(
Instructions not clear enough,dick stuck in box.
TOO LAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GAWD! PATRICK WROTE THIS! Spongebob would be proud :)
Stupid...... :(
I held the glass to my mouth amd tipped it towards me but got it all over me, was i supposed to open my mouth or something?
Instructions weren't clear enough. Got my manhood stuck in a toaster :///