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Glass Of Water

Published Tuesday, 07 February, 2012 by Patrick

Quite Difficult To Make But Easy When Mastered



  • Water


Open the cupboard and get out a glass

Go over to the tap and turn on the cold (or hot if you would prefer)

Place the glass under the running water but be carefull not to get wet

When the glass is full remove it from under the tap

Turn off the tap and hold the glass

Hold the glass to your mouth tipping it towards you but be carefull not to spill any or you will have to dry it up

Once finished put the glass in the dishwasher or sink or repeat if you are still thirsty


  • Draco 4 years ago

    OH MY GAWD! PATRICK WROTE THIS! Spongebob would be proud :)

  • 4 years ago

    Stupid...... :(

  • BOB 4 years ago

    I held the glass to my mouth amd tipped it towards me but got it all over me, was i supposed to open my mouth or something?

  • Same 4 years ago

    Instructions weren't clear enough. Got my manhood stuck in a toaster :///

  • Alia 4 years ago

    Really, interesting.. Its a gud idea to tell so simple things... Really funny and interesting

  • Scoopy 4 years ago

    Wow, an original and authentic recipe i must say.

  • 4 years ago


  • Max 4 years ago

    Are you supposed to hold the glass upside down or upright? Serious question.

  • Danny 4 years ago

    Thanks, i've always wondered how to make this and you've really made my life a lot easier with this handy recipe. I think where i was going wrong was the whole 'put it in a glass thing'. Never thought of that myself, but it works a treat.

  • Coco 5 years ago

    Taylor we know it is a joke.....Kind ofok so chill

  • Taylor 5 years ago

    Whoever created this is a legend xd !! Oh and to those commenting negative stuff, lighten up it's a joke... Well at least i hope it is :/

  • Nick 5 years ago

    Directions unclear, woke up in emergency room due to dehydration

  • Coco 5 years ago

    I really need to meet these idiots

  • Ann 5 years ago

    It was a very hard recipes, but was very tasty.

  • 5 years ago

    Thank you patrick..... Now i've learned how to make ''glass of water''....

  • 5 years ago

    Instructions not clear. Recipe failed to specify to hold the glass in an upright position. My kitchen is now flooded thanks a lot.

  • Qamar 5 years ago

    I prefer boiling water. It is safe and healthy

  • Grateful User 5 years ago

    The hardest one to do, so far (:

  • Andy 5 years ago

    Read directions wrong, got lost on the moon

  • Help 5 years ago

    Instructions not clear. Kock trapped in glass.

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