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Glass Of Water

Published Tuesday, 07 February, 2012 by Patrick

Quite Difficult To Make But Easy When Mastered



  • Water


Open the cupboard and get out a glass

Go over to the tap and turn on the cold (or hot if you would prefer)

Place the glass under the running water but be carefull not to get wet

When the glass is full remove it from under the tap

Turn off the tap and hold the glass

Hold the glass to your mouth tipping it towards you but be carefull not to spill any or you will have to dry it up

Once finished put the glass in the dishwasher or sink or repeat if you are still thirsty


  • Bartender 6 years ago

    No shiat sherlock...

  • Chinese Guy 6 years ago

    Yes... Now i can drown all the americans!

  • My Posh Willy 6 years ago

    Quite the sophisticated drink, very pleasureable!

  • Ben 6 years ago

    Aye! Ye son af a biatch!

  • Ben 6 years ago

    Wait, i have no glasses, but i have a cupboard... Will that suffice?

  • That Troll 6 years ago

    Oh thanks... Now i know how drink water!

  • Adam Heywood 6 years ago

    Water is like cumto me, i produce it when i want! Especially when ive got big strong men all over me :*

  • Adam Heywood 6 years ago

    Im dying! I need this glass of water! Water is a rarity in the wog village of eepopoduley!! Water please

  • Billy Moone 6 years ago

    I dont have a tap i have to walk 20miles to a water well

  • Kaka Pilon Marcrel Gros Liki 6 years ago

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  • Ryohei 6 years ago

    Almost made me an idiot by laughing throughout class

  • Sapphire 6 years ago

    Oh my god these comments made my day. Yes i have no life.

  • Yvonne 6 years ago

    Wait, was i supposed to open my mouth too?

  • Nathan 6 years ago

    This recipe is terrible. How many students do you know with a dishwasher. It's a fantastic idea but i don't think it's suitable to be a recipe that students rely on.

  • Jane 6 years ago

    Thanks for this even though i'm still a bit confused. Could have been a bit clearer, i almost drowned.

  • Jim 6 years ago

    Instructions not clear enough , broke my arm trying to draw a perfect circle.

  • CutiePie ;-) 6 years ago

    You never know what you have....
    until you clean your room!

  • Who Knows ;) 6 years ago

    These pointless recipes are sooooo annoying.

  • Iffat 6 years ago

    Instructions aren't very clear! Which way do i turn the tap? How far do i tip the glass? Urgh pointless recipe, i still don't know how to do this and that makes me cry.

  • Willb_ 6 years ago

    Thanks so much
    iv always wanted to make a glass of water but never new how
    im not going to die young now

    thank you so much
    love your work

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