How to bang out a jam sandwich

All of my friends were gassed for this

Ingredients

• Jam
• bread
• butter
• hype

Instructions

STEP 1:

Get the bread. If it is not already sliced, then use a sharp and lethal implement to eviscerate it.

STEP 2:

STEP 3:

Once you’ve done that, get a thick wad of preferably softened butter all over your knife and slather it all over the bread

STEP 4:

STEP 5:

Once the bread is sufficiently coated, reach for your jam and spread it like your life depends on it. Go on, you know you want it, you dirty sket.

STEP 6:

STEP 7:

Once you’ve done this, you can add an additional piece of bread to complete the sandwich formula and eat it, safe in the knowledge that you have made a throughly banging jam sandwich

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