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  • Get the bread. If it is not already sliced, then use a sharp and lethal implement to eviscerate it.
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  • Once you’ve done that, get a thick wad of preferably softened butter all over your knife and slather it all over the bread
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  • Once the bread is sufficiently coated, reach for your jam and spread it like your life depends on it. Go on, you know you want it, you dirty sket.
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  • Once you’ve done this, you can add an additional piece of bread to complete the sandwich formula and eat it, safe in the knowledge that you have made a throughly banging jam sandwich
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