Mustard and Broccolli Muffin Great for dinner parties. By Guest Contributor November 23, 2011 Snack Preparation Time Cook Time Servings0Ingredients6000 kg of lard (pigs if possible)600g of salt10 Broccoli’s Mashed up BlueberrysLiquidised poo7 Jars of mustard500 g of flour7000 eggs70 tbsp of bicarbonate of sodaInstructions Step 1: Just make it it’s easy. Step 2: 1. Put it all ima bowl. Step 3: 2. put it in the oven 10000 degrees Step 4: 3. enjoy.