Salford Pizza

FAST/EASY/TASTEY

Ingredients

Instructions

STEP 1:

slap some crumpets in the toaster-half toast

STEP 2:

add a layer of corn-beer followed by a layer of cheese

STEP 3:

slap it on the grill

STEP 4:

cook till cheese melts

STEP 5:

add pepper

STEP 6:

STEP 7:

enjoy the heart-attack ensured pleasure of a salford pizza