Sodium Chloride (Salt)

practical recipe requires effort and sanity

Ingredients

• Any Competitive online game
• bad community
• low elo
• bad teammates
• computer
• toaster internet
• HP £700 mouse
• keyboard
• monitor
• you
• tissue for tears to collect salt

Instructions

STEP 1:

1. Buy a game or download a game that is competitive (or buy day one if you want to go straight for unadulterated salt)

STEP 2:

2. Be bad at the game or good at the game with bad elo teammates.

STEP 3:

3. Proceed to attempt at game.

STEP 4:

4. Realise in utter grief that you are bad and your teammates are bad.

STEP 5:

5. Go in denial and say that you’re good compared to your barbaric russian teammates.

STEP 6:

6. Toxic.

STEP 7:

7. Report every single teammate after game.

STEP 8:

8. Uninstall game.

STEP 9:

STEP 10:

congrats u produced salt