Sodium Chloride (Salt)

practical recipe requires effort and sanity

Preparation Time

h m

Cook Time

h m

Servings

0

Ingredients

Instructions

Step 1:

  • 1. Buy a game or download a game that is competitive (or buy day one if you want to go straight for unadulterated salt)
  • Step 2:

  • 2. Be bad at the game or good at the game with bad elo teammates.
  • Step 3:

  • 3. Proceed to attempt at game.
  • Step 4:

  • 4. Realise in utter grief that you are bad and your teammates are bad.
  • Step 5:

  • 5. Go in denial and say that you’re good compared to your barbaric russian teammates.
  • Step 6:

  • 6. Toxic.
  • Step 7:

  • 7. Report every single teammate after game.
  • Step 8:

  • 8. Uninstall game.
  • Step 9:

  • Step 10:

  • congrats u produced salt