Step 1: cook the noodles (following instructions on the back of the packet) i always find it best if you dont add as much water as they recommend, and if you are in a super rush, boil the water in the kettle before heating it up in the pan, it boils almost instantly!
Step 3: about half way through cooking the noodles, toast your slices of bread…in a grill…or on in a toaster…or an an open fire…
Step 5: let your noodles simmer untill there is very little or no juice left (just at the point before they start sticking to the pan)
Step 7: lay out your toast, flat on a plate and then smother the top of them with your cooked noodles and enjoy =D
Step 9: Note: if you want to make more of this, its quite nice adding cooked bacon or ham or mushroom to the noodles just before they have finnished cooking.
Step 10: You could also just smother them in ketchup if you can’t be bothered with the hassle.