Step 1: 1. Carefully spread ketchup across both slices of bread, using the knife.
Step 2: 2. Grate the cheese finely.
Step 3: 3. Sprinkle the cheese across one slice of bread.
Step 5: 5. Sprinkle the thin cubes of ham over the cheesy slice of bread.
Step 6: 6. Press the ketchuppy slice of bread onto the cheesy, hammy slice.
Step 7: 7. Place the sandwich into the toastie bag.
Step 8: 8. Place the toastie bag into the toaster.
Step 9: 9. Cook in the toaster for however long the packet of toastie bags directs.
Step 10: 10. Remove carefully from the toaster.
Step 11: 11. Enjoy your quick, easy pizza toasted sandwich!